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**TOTALLY UNRELATED UPDATE** Re: feedback about the recent sparsity of *bitter defeat* posts.
More important shit has been going on lately, okay?
Tonight the management will attend a Dandy Warhols show at the soon-to-be defunct CBGB. Mixed feelings, really, about the closure. On the one hand, the venue itself, while a rock 'n' roll landmark, has been featuring mostly crap bands for about 15 years now. On the other hand, the Bowery already looks terrible enough without another eyesore new building, and I don't believe this "helping the homeless" line for a fucking millisecond.
In the end, perhaps Joseph Gardener, Stereo Installer, put it best in The Onion: "If I ever miss CBGB's, I'll put on a shitty band's self-released CD, drink a $6 Budweiser, and piss all over myself."
A full show report (as well as a report on tomorrow night's Arcide Fire show) will follow in due time. Until then, you should probably keep on rockin' in the free world or something.
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